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i just want a rockin bod, lots of dogs, a garden and a boy who will kiss me every 2 minutes.

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ileftmyheartindixie:

Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”

Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”

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In which Snoop Dogg doesn’t give a fuck about your gender policing, and 50 Cent continues to be way too concerned about the sexuality of other male rappers. 

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dicklover3000:

*on a date*

so haha tell me more about your dog

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Beautifully stunning is what you are! You never seize to blow me away.

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thank you stranger

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" The universe will provide you with what you need. "

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